THE PRESS IS NOT RUNNING YET — PRESSING AND BUYING OPEN WHEN $TAPE IS LIVE · ANNOUNCED ONLY ON TAPE.FUND
Three anodised metal plates engraved NVDA, SPY and AAPL, leaning against a concrete wall in hard sunlight
20+ tokenised stocks · one tap

Press your
own fund.

Pick up to eight tokenised stocks, set your weights, name it, press it. Every time someone buys your mix, you get paid — and they receive the actual shares in their own wallet. We never hold anything.

Press a mix→Browse the wall

Nothing works yet — this site is the machine, waiting. Pressing and buying open the moment $TAPE is live, and that will be announced here and nowhere else first.

Creator fee0.35%
Protocol fee0.25%
Fee to sell0.00%
Assets custodiednone, ever
Router balance after a buy0
THE PRESS

Eight tickers.
Your weights. One sleeve.

This is the real thing, not a picture of it. Pick tickers, drag the weights, press. The sleeve stamps a serial and the mix goes on the wall.

1 · Pick — up to eight5 / 8
Only tickers whose USDG pool clears $50,000 can be pressed into a mix.
2 · Weigh — drag a bartotal 100.00%
NVDA
34.00%
AVGO
22.00%
MSFT
18.00%
AMD
14.00%
SMCI
12.00%
3 · Name it
4 · Press
TAPE-————
NameAI Supercycle
Legs5
You earn per $1,000 bought$3.50
Buyer pays in fees0.60%
the buyer's wallet
Creator 0.35% · protocol 0.25% · nothing to sell. Composition is frozen the moment you press. Not live yet — you can compose, nothing can be pressed.
THE WALL

Somebody’s opinion,
made buyable.

Every mix is a sleeve with a serial, a maker and a public record. Composition is frozen at press time — a creator can never change a mix people already bought.

Mixes pressed
Paid to creators
All mixes →
TAPE-0001
AI Supercycle
by 0xF4b2…9C21
+41.2%
TAPE-0002
Boring & Rich
by 0x81aa…4E07
+9.4%
TAPE-0003
The Whole Casino
by 0x2c7e…B180
-12.7%
TAPE-0004
Semis Only
by 0x9d43…07FA
+27.8%
TAPE-0005
Mag Seven Lite
by 0x5b10…33C4
+16.1%
TAPE-0006
Left For Dead
by 0xe702…9911
-4.3%
TAPE-0007
Picks & Shovels
by 0x3fa8…D5E2
+22.5%
TAPE-0008
One Ticker Club
by 0xba61…7C08
+58.9%
A grid of anodised plates engraved with tickers on a concrete wall

One plate per opinion.

the heaviest ticker is engraved into the face — the rest is read along the bottom
A punch stamping the serial TAPE-0001 into the edge of an amber plate

First plate is pressed.

the serial is stamped into the metal, not printed on it
THE FEE

0.60% in. Nothing out.

Taken from the USDG a buyer spends and split inside the same transaction. There is no fee to sell, because we are not involved when you sell — you hold the tokens.

0.35%
to the person who made the mix, paid in USDG in the same transaction as the buy
0.25%
to the protocol. 0.10% if the buyer holds $TAPE — a balance read, no staking, no claim
0.00%
to sell. You own AAPL and NVDA, not a share of a fund. Sell them anywhere
WHAT WE DON’T DO

Rules, not returns.

We hold nothing

USDG enters and the stock tokens leave in the same transaction. The router’s balance is zero at the end of every call. You can check it between blocks.

A mix can’t be changed

Composition is immutable once pressed. Not by its creator, not by us. A new idea is a new sleeve with a new serial.

No management, no promise

Nothing rebalances. Nothing is projected. A mix is a saved swap configuration — not a fund, not a security, not advice.

Not audited yet

Two contracts, no upgradeability, no owner path to user funds. This line changes the day an audit lands, and not before.