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The Whole Casino

Every company that gets paid when people cannot sit still.

Since press-12.7%
Bought$141,500
Buys977
Paid to the maker$495
Pressed2026-08-07
Composition — frozen at press time4 legs · 100.00%
COIN
Coinbase
30.00%
HOOD
Robinhood Markets
26.00%
CRCL
Circle
24.00%
PLTR
Palantir
20.00%
Each leg is a separate swap against that stock’s USDG pool on Uniswap. If any leg cannot fill inside your slippage limit, the whole transaction reverts and you keep your USDG.
Routing — one Uniswap leg per tickerfloor $50,000
COIN / USDG$219,000 depthclears
HOOD / USDG$466,000 depthclears
CRCL / USDG$121,000 depthclears
PLTR / USDG$187,000 depthclears
Pool depth is read at buy time, not at press time. If a pool falls under the floor, the interface stops quoting the mix rather than routing you through a dead market.
The maker
Pressed this mix2026-08-07
Earned from it$495
Paid in USDG inside each buy. Nothing accrues, nothing is claimed, and the maker never touches a buyer’s funds.
Buy this mixUSDG
You spend$1,000.00
To the maker (0.35%)$3.50
To the protocol (0.25%)$2.50
Into stock, split by weight$994.00
Max slippage per leg0.50%
You will receive
COIN$298.20
HOOD$258.44
CRCL$238.56
PLTR$198.80
your wallet
Not live yet: no wallet, no transaction, nothing is buyable. The numbers above are the real fee arithmetic; the button wakes up when $TAPE launches.
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