THE PRESS IS NOT RUNNING YET — PRESSING AND BUYING OPEN WHEN $TAPE IS LIVE · ANNOUNCED ONLY ON TAPE.FUND
TAPE-0002
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Boring & Rich

Half index, half the three companies I would still own in ten years.

Since press+9.4%
Bought$96,800
Buys431
Paid to the maker$339
Pressed2026-08-05
Composition — frozen at press time4 legs · 100.00%
SPY
S&P 500 ETF
50.00%
MSFT
Microsoft
20.00%
AAPL
Apple
18.00%
DIS
Walt Disney
12.00%
Each leg is a separate swap against that stock’s USDG pool on Uniswap. If any leg cannot fill inside your slippage limit, the whole transaction reverts and you keep your USDG.
Routing — one Uniswap leg per tickerfloor $50,000
SPY / USDG$704,000 depthclears
MSFT / USDG$402,000 depthclears
AAPL / USDG$357,000 depthclears
DIS / USDG$76,000 depthclears
Pool depth is read at buy time, not at press time. If a pool falls under the floor, the interface stops quoting the mix rather than routing you through a dead market.
The maker
Pressed this mix2026-08-05
Earned from it$339
Paid in USDG inside each buy. Nothing accrues, nothing is claimed, and the maker never touches a buyer’s funds.
Buy this mixUSDG
You spend$1,000.00
To the maker (0.35%)$3.50
To the protocol (0.25%)$2.50
Into stock, split by weight$994.00
Max slippage per leg0.50%
You will receive
SPY$497.00
MSFT$198.80
AAPL$178.92
DIS$119.28
your wallet
Not live yet: no wallet, no transaction, nothing is buyable. The numbers above are the real fee arithmetic; the button wakes up when $TAPE launches.
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